The Cost of (Non) Living

Last Monday, I attended a funeral for someone close. It got me thinking - with Black Friday so close, I’d been hoping to score a deal on a burial plot. $20,000 to $40,000 feels steep for a tiny underground studio I’ll only ever see from the inside.

Since I couldn’t find any decent discounts, I told Sheryl she’d have to make the hard choice: a reliable new car for herself, or prime real estate six feet under for me, right in the heart of town.

Cyber Monday is tomorrow, though I doubt it will bring anything useful. The best deals seem to be for autonomous machines that patch their sadness, while my feelings, unfortunately, are not upgradeable.

I suppose I’ll check back on Boxing Day. Maybe they’ll be running a Buy One, Get One Free sale on companion plots.

Here’s a sample of the options. Maybe I should run a poll and let readers vote on their favorite.

New Westminster

This historic cemetery, established in 1922, is a cherished site for the local Jewish community. With its diverse array of gravestones and monuments, it tells the stories of generations past, showcasing a rich tapestry of Jewish traditions.
Pricing $27,000

Surrey

This newly established cemetery offers a serene and sacred resting place for the local Jewish community. Opened recently, it embodies a fresh chapter in the community’s history. Surrounded by tranquil landscapes and lush greenery, it provides a peaceful setting for reflection and remembrance.
Pricing $20,500

Mountain View - Vancouver

The Jewish cemetery in Mountain View stands as a solemn testament to the enduring Jewish presence in the city. This hallowed ground has been a place of rest and remembrance for generations of the local Jewish community. Located in the picturesque Mount Pleasant neighborhood, the cemetery offers a serene and tranquil atmosphere, surrounded by natural beauty.
Pricing $40,000

Beth Israel Cemetery – Burnaby

Situated in Burnaby, spans an expansive 6 acres. . The Koch Memorial Chapel, a serene space, is commonly utilized for conducting funeral services, providing a peaceful setting to honor loved ones.

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Temple Sholom Cemetery – White Rock

Nestled in the serene locale of White Rock, is a pristine and peaceful burial ground. Maintained with care, it boasts a park-like ambiance that offers solace and tranquility to those who visit.
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Har-El Cemetery – West Vancouver

Capilano View Cemetery in West Vancouver is a peaceful, picturesque resting place. Surrounded by natural beauty, it offers a tranquil setting for reflection and remembrance,

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